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Velcro Dog

by Velcro Dog

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1.
Perfectly Good White Kid 02:20
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He was a high school flunkie back alley junkie terrorized the neighborhood cause he thought it was funny smokes in his car catch him at the bar If you hear the bottles you know he isn’t far Steals from his grandma marvel in his granduer watch him now as he takes your kids bike You know what it’s for he can’t commit more now watch him now as he robs that store He Was a perfectly good white kid He was shot by Cops Yeah A Perfectly good white kid Such a tragedy They call him a saint but you know he aint he was a neighborhood bully you knew that fully They call him a good kid not how you knew him he was a little shit and he just wouldn’t quit had such promise makes you want to vomit That little terrorist had it fucking coming down on his luck you couldn’t give a fuck now everyone knows He Was a perfectly good white kid He was shot by Cops Yeah A Perfectly good white kid Such a tragedy He Was a perfectly good white kid He was shot by Cops Yeah A Perfectly good white kid Such a tragedy He Was a perfectly good white kid He was shot by Cops Yeah A Perfectly good white kid Such a tragedy
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I'm Gonna Eat Your Ass feat. Shreddly 03:47
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Saw you at the bar and I walked right up to you Damn shawty, what that fucking ass do Your ass look thicc in them fuckin jeans What’d you have for dinner? I hope it wasn’t beans I just want to eat your ass Right now I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until you get off I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until your ass is raw No we can’t go back to my place My parents are up it ain’t that great Take me back to yours and I’ll make it right I just want to eat your ass Right now I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until you get off I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until your ass is raw I just want to eat your ass Right now I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until you get off I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass Till the break of dawn I’m gonna eat your ass I’m gonna eat your ass until your ass is raw
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I Swear I'm Not A Square 03:23
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Night out with the boys Jimmy brought some stanking fucking weed I politely tell him I can’t smoke Now he’s looking at me like a fucking creep I’ve guess I’ve got to explain myself I swear I’m not a square I swear I’m not a square I’m just allergic to pot I’m just allergic to pot Hanging out at the bar Dude next to me tries to past his joint oh god here we go again Now he’s looking at me like a fucking creep I swear I’m not a square I swear I’m not a square I’m just allergic to pot I’m just allergic to pot No man I don’t want to hit that No man I don’t want to try your bong I swear I swear it ain’t the strain I swear I swear I swear I’m not a square I swear I’m not a square I’m just allergic to pot I’m just allergic to pot I’m allergic to weed
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Joint Facebook Account 02:58
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You decided to be unfaithful These are the consequences of your actions Now you and your trailer Queen Will live on in harmony Don’t blame anyone but yourself This is your life Joint Facebook account Joint Facebook account One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account Maybe it’s jealousy? Insecurity? Maybe One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account You have no privacy She’s like a private eye personal CIA I can’t believe it’s free She hasn’t told a soul but your friends are very cold It’s almost like they know your secrets Joint Facebook account Joint Facebook account One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account Maybe it’s jealousy? Insecurity? Maybe One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account we all know what you did we all know what you did we all know what you did Now you have a Joint Facebook account Joint Facebook account One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account Maybe it’s jealousy? Insecurity? Maybe One of you cheated now you have a Joint Facebook account
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High-School Reunion 03:21
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oh my god, you’re a nurse I guess it could’ve , could’ve been worse and now your stealing your patients pills the only way you get your thrills and then there’s you your life was so perfect you got everything you wanted I hope it was worth it now your sending pictures of kids to your boyfriend so he can get his High school reunion High school reunion All these mother fucker are addicted to dope they can’t stop cause they’re always lookin to cope all these mother fuckers are addicted to dope You’re a mom now thats not so bad you got four kids who don’t know their dads you’ve had this plan since sophmore year now your kids live in constant fear your mom and dad gave you the world and you sought to see it unfurled moved to bama to sell some crack then those mother fuckers stabbed you in the back All these mother fucker are addicted to dope they can’t stop cause they’re always looking to cope all these mother fuckers are addicted to dope I may be weird but you you ruined your life I may be weird but you ruined your life All these mother fucker are addicted to dope they can’t stop cause they’re always looking to cope all these mother fuckers are addicted to dope they don’t know they’re at the end of their rope all these mother fuckers are addicted to dope
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Autofellatio 05:20
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He Had a long day at work Hops in the shower to clean off the dirt He turns of the lights to set the mood Leans in Grabs hold Pulls in Autofellatio He’s gonna suck his own dick autofellatio He doesn’t care if he makes you sick He hasn’t eaten in days He’s gonna get his fix Those little wiggly bois He needs more protein Dick shit Cock Snot Weiner sauce Autofellatio He’s gonna suck his own dick autofellatio He doesn’t care if he makes you sick Autofellatio He’s gonna suck his own dick autofellatio He doesn’t care if he makes you sick Autofellatio He’s gonna suck his own dick autofellatio He doesn’t care if he makes you sick
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I Hate You 03:09
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I hope you piss off a clown I hope he tells all his friends I hope they follow you home I hope they kill you I hope you’re driving home slow In front of a freight truck I hope he drives you off the road I hope he shoots you I fucking hate the way you walk I fucking hate the way you talk I fucking hate the way you stalk my family I fucking hate the way you look I fucking hate the things you took I fucking hate the way you I fucking hate you I hope you lose your job I hope you past comes to haunt I hope you can’t buy food I hope you starve I hope you never see the light I hope you can’t catch a break I hope that you are miserable I hope you kill yourself I fucking hate the way you walk I fucking hate the way you talk I fucking hate the way you stalk my family I fucking hate the way you look I fucking hate the things you took I fucking hate the way you I fucking hate you I fucking hate the way you walk I fucking hate the way you talk I fucking hate the way you stalk my family I fucking hate the way you look I fucking hate the things you took I fucking hate the way you I fucking hate you I fucking hate you I fucking hate you
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I'm Not A Cuck (Just Because) 03:26
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Her Girlfriend Just came over Red Dragon in her hand The Bedrooms dirty I wonder how long it’s gonna be She’s gonna fuck her friend for us all to see I’m not a cuck I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an onlyfans I sleep with her every night I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an only fans You’re paying for my PS5 Lingerie Photo shoots it’s gonna be super hot I want to kiss her but she says “can you not” I hold the camera man you won’t believe this shit I have a front row seat to her friends slit I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an onlyfans I sleep with her every night I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an only fans You’re paying for my PS5 If iDubbz can handle it then so can I It’s not that bad She fucks her self with plastic toys Then so can I it’s not that… wait I’m not a cuck I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an onlyfans I sleep with her every night I’m not a cuck just because my girlfriend has an only fans You’re paying for my PS5
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Someone Left The Auto-Tune Turned On So You Get This Song (Hi, It's Me. Someone) 02:58
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Dead Space is a very cool game dead space 2 is also very cool dead space 3 is equally cool The Dead Space trilogy are cool games Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song Mobile suit gundam gundam wing gundam seed parasyte beastars cowboy bebop Big O Blue Gender Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song Someone Left the autotune turned on so you get this song
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Pork And Beans (Weezer) 03:09
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They say I need some rogaine to put in my hair Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear Oakley makes the shades to transform a tool You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool I'ma do the things that I wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if I make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think Everyone likes to dance to a happy song With a catchy chorus and beat so they can sing along Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art I'ma do the things that I wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if I make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think No, I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I'ma do the things that I wanna do I ain't got a thing to prove to you I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if I make a scene I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm fine and dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think

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released August 21, 2021

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Velcro Dog New Orleans, Louisiana

Velcro Dog is a pop punk/ alternative rock band from Hammond, Louisana. We aim to make funny yet catchy music.

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